bebeto's dead
Saturday, February 14, 2004
valentine's day massacre 2
our beloved anti-hero goes on yet another killin spree. this time on unsuspectin love birds!
[coming soon]
RELEASED ON 16.2.2004!
Finally!
The massacre continues.........................................................................................................................
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(apparently this movie had been banned by the Malaysian Film Censorship Board due to excessive graphical violence and pervasive strong language)
Friday, February 13, 2004
friday the 13th: valentine's day massacre
THIS IS THE END FOR ME!
I HAD HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT! I'M SO FREAKIN SICK OF IT! SORRY GUYS CAN'T HELP IT ANYMORE! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN U! I'LL BE GONE FOR A LONG LONG TIME! GONA POP THSE FREAKIN PILLS AND BRING AN END TO MY MISERABLE....
....flu.
(gosh u were thinkin dat im gona kill myself?)
well just when i was about to pop the panadols n embrace the comfort of me bed....
alcatel handphone(yeah so wat if i cant afford a better one?): RING! RING!
me:....
brendan(idiot who called): hey im outside your house open your goddamn door!
me: no wait!...im...
chester(the wonderful dog...accordin to my bro): WOLF! WOLF! WOLF!
me(pretendin to look hospitable): brendan! welcome to my crib! cmon in!
brendan: shit get rid of your bloody dog lar! cook him up or somethin!
...then he proceeded upstairs to my room n played some blink 182 songs on my e-guitar...god i abhor pop punk...
brendan: wat happened to eugene btw? call him out to jam lar.
me: he's in my basement. irritated the shit outta me the other day so i killed him.
brendan: haha yeah rite!
me(gettin annoyed): hey cut the crap ler...play somethin decent would u?
....brendan was oblivious to what i just said n continued blastin away...this time im really pissed off!....i walked up to my shelf...picked up a guitar cable n crept up behind him...then i stangled him wif all my might till he breathes no more...so much for not heedin my order, intruder!...i dragged his corpse down to my dimly-litted basement....
...n placed him next to eugene.
(the director would like to apologize to the faint-hearted audiences for the disturbing and violent ending. once again sorry)
Thursday, February 12, 2004
time: 0845
location: com lab 1
as ms cha was busy babblin away for the lecture...i hid behind my com...watchin over my handphone...which was placed enticingly at the end of the table. i lay in wait in the darkness silently like a hunter observing his bait from afar...waitin for the unsuspectin beast to untimely fall into his trap.
u see...
poor sophia just got deprived of her handphone in the com lab...taking the tally of female frens losin their hp in college to 3...n counting. the beast im about to capture is really a cunning one. it executes its trick in the blink of an eye..leavin a tearful damsel in distress. like this once, it managed to evade the eyes of hundreds of students in an exam hall...n took of wif rene's hp, leavin her wif an empty handbag...
last month the college organised a snatch theft prevention campaign..everyone was mockin n scoffin it off as an unnecessary waste of time...then when amin n i were leavin the college..we heard a dude screamin. we watched as the dude frantically chased after a motorcycle.
"HELP! I JUST GOT MUGGED!"
...the irony.
time: 0859
sound of footsteps awaken me...damn i must'd dozed off!...a looming figure approached. quickly i ducked behind my com. then a hand appeared...steadily tryin to grab my handphone...i cant believe my luck!
"HAHA!"
i leapt from behind my com n pounced on the creature...which was completely taken by surprise..i knocked it to the ground n punched it repeatly with my fists.
"THIS IS FOR SOPHIA!"
"...THIS FOR NAD N RENE! AND ANOTHER ONE FOR THE DUDE!
the lights turned on...n i took a good look at the battered culprit.
ooops..
...miss cha.
Wednesday, February 11, 2004
"out of a hundred of em n not even 1 is interested!?".
that is my fuming response after bein informed by lukie dat none of em church buddies is interested in soccer this sat.
"really i dont know how...besides we lack support," he squirmed.
"it's because of valentines day ain't it!? god i should've known! wat an excuse to get laid u pagans!"
....a month prior to this we were discussin the formation of an inter-church soccer club. which eventually took the name of rlc united. together wif toadie we designed the club logo n selected a mascot. which happens to be a bear (a brown grizzly bear to be exact...inspired by divine intervention...really) then came the part of gatherin the kids from church to participate...this is where the real challenge steps in....
*knock, knock, knock*
anyway i was sayin.....
*knock, knock, knock*.....
...that we were tryin to...
*knock, knock, knock*.....
"NOT NOW MOM! I'M BUSY!"
...................
*knock*
i got mad and ripped off my headphones, rushed to the door n swerved it open before unloadin a barrage of expletives on my mom...who stood there terror-stricken...
uh-oh
...with a tray of me fav cookies.
