friday the 13th: valentine's day massacre


THIS IS THE END FOR ME!

I HAD HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT! I'M SO FREAKIN SICK OF IT! SORRY GUYS CAN'T HELP IT ANYMORE! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN U! I'LL BE GONE FOR A LONG LONG TIME! GONA POP THSE FREAKIN PILLS AND BRING AN END TO MY MISERABLE....




....flu.


(gosh u were thinkin dat im gona kill myself?)

well just when i was about to pop the panadols n embrace the comfort of me bed....

alcatel handphone(yeah so wat if i cant afford a better one?): RING! RING!

me:....

brendan(idiot who called): hey im outside your house open your goddamn door!

me: no wait!...im...

chester(the wonderful dog...accordin to my bro): WOLF! WOLF! WOLF!

me(pretendin to look hospitable): brendan! welcome to my crib! cmon in!

brendan: shit get rid of your bloody dog lar! cook him up or somethin!

...then he proceeded upstairs to my room n played some blink 182 songs on my e-guitar...god i abhor pop punk...

brendan: wat happened to eugene btw? call him out to jam lar.

me: he's in my basement. irritated the shit outta me the other day so i killed him.

brendan: haha yeah rite!

me(gettin annoyed): hey cut the crap ler...play somethin decent would u?

....brendan was oblivious to what i just said n continued blastin away...this time im really pissed off!....i walked up to my shelf...picked up a guitar cable n crept up behind him...then i stangled him wif all my might till he breathes no more...so much for not heedin my order, intruder!...i dragged his corpse down to my dimly-litted basement....




...n placed him next to eugene.


(the director would like to apologize to the faint-hearted audiences for the disturbing and violent ending. once again sorry)


- posted by kit @ 6:11 AM