scene 1:

the dream lounge

blisterin techno music thumped the air as colorful spotlights danced dizzyingly to the beat. a bevy of scantily clad chicks took to the dance floor to strut their assets. cliques of teens lounged at their tables. laughin n tellin silly jokes, all the while sipping from their starbucks capuchino which were distributed for free as part of a promotion.

at the back, a group of starbucks ceos shook hands with george, owner of the place, delighted with their success in establishing another conglomerate.

scene 2:

table no. 11.

as usual kit, brendan n dilip segregrated at the corner from the rest.

dilip: look at all the newcomers.

brendan: hahaha jinjangs from petaling street.

dilip: yeah by next week i guarantee u they wont be back.

kit: not if they keep up with the promotion thing. wat the hell is up for grabs today?

brendan: coffeebean?

dilip (staring at his coupon): nope. mcds burger n coke. here go redeem em.

kit snatched the coupon from dilip's grasp n tore it to shreds.

dilip: idiot!

brendan: wtf? are u nuts?

kit: watch.

he took the shredded coupons to the counter, talked with the attendant for a few secs n returned with the burger n coke.

dilip: haha how the hell u did dat?

kit: there's no such rule here dat says a coupon in more than one piece is unacceptable.

brendan: haha yeah customer's always right.

kit: customer? i've been comin regularly for the past 5 years n yeah some of em still ask me if im new here!

dilip: dat's because u're an anti-social assklown. anyway alot have change since the last time i came.

kit: damn right things had change! it's become more like a disco now! nobody gives a crap about the spiritual msg anymore when they come. they're all hear to dance, sing n drink starbucks.

brendan(chomping on a bigmac): mmmmm. u mean mcds.

dilip: hey i bet u're the same when u first came to church.

kit: well somehow u'll grow outta it.

...then he turned to look at the yuppies, merrily partying away...

man if jesus is still alive he'll be freakin mad at how things are goin at this place. like in the bible where he busted into the temple, overturned the tables in anger n drove out those doin business in his home.

brendan: yeah if he's here, he would overturn the p.a for playin such stupid songs.

dilip: haha i wonder wat he'll do when he catches u wif those smut cds in your bag!

three of em burst out laughin.....




.........before realising a figure is standin by the table.


uh-oh....


it's pastor george.


pastor george: *ahem!* young men, i hope im not interrupting..........


...........but wat is it in your bag again?
- posted by kit @ 1:02 AM