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Tuesday, May 25, 2004
Blog Of The Rings: The Chester's Menace
2 days ago, my bro's menacing black mutt, chester, chased a neighbour down the streets (again) n almost mauled him to death...
this angered the residents in the neighbourhood. they gathered in front of our house and confronted us concerning the many problems chester has caused...
soon a household meeting was initiated...
mum: today, u had all been summoned here, to answer the threat of chester. taman megah had not been safe lately with this menace prowling the streets. none had escaped him. not the newspaperman, the postman or even the door-to-door salesman...which is a good thing. *ahem* bring forth the menace, shiong!
shiong grabbed chester by the collar n placed him on the pedestral. people started whispering...
ming: but mummy...chester is a good dog...look at him he's so cute...think of all the good times we have together!
kit: like dat time u let him into the house n he shitted all over the sofa?!
shiong: we must get rid of chester!
ming: no way!
kakak: anjing boleh tolong jaga rumah ler...
granny: lu mai koh leh ee koh kar ho hor sa ker.
kit: what are we waiting for?! lets send him away to the local pound!
dad: would u'all keep it down?!...im trying to watch a football match!
mum: for goodness sake would u make yourself useful?!
chester sat on the pedestral and watched confusely as the family members bickered amongst themselves...
soon ming regained his determination n approached the arguing family members...
ming: i will take care of chester! i will teach him how to be a good dog!
the argument died down...n everyone turned slowly towards ming...
shiong: im with u. u have my muzzle.
mom: u have my chain and leather whip!
kit: and u have my frisbee!
dad: damnit who's having my remote control!
chester had escaped the attention of everyone n seems to be biting violently on something....
uh oh...
its the remote control.
CHESTER!!!!
